Why’s a trashcan in the shower?
The bucket:
In the Philippines as in many Asian countries they use a bucket of water and scooper for showers and instead of toilet paper. At first I was a little leery about using the bucket for showering but after continually getting doused with cold water showers I switched over to the minimalist approach of bucketing. It’s great! No more jumping and cringing when in the shower. Well less of it anyway. I can now take a shower with about 5 scoops or 5 liters of water.
Usually you will find a bucket full of water in the CR (bathroom) and a small scooper. From this bucket the water is meant to be used for all bathroom activities. The bathing part is described above which one can pretty much visualize. But the one that really got me when I arrived was using the bucket instead of toilet paper. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. That was until my first bout of food poisoning here. With that came sitting on the toilet maybe 4 times an hour and the constant wiping that lead to a sore bum. It was only then that I used the scooper; it was tooshy heaven!
Okay, here’s the technique: Beginners should start out with the soap glove method. This was what brought me around. First do your business and get a scooper ready. After you’re done, squat and angle yourself so you can pour the water right down your back crouch. This will be the initial wash and loosen everything up. Now refill the scooper and get some soap. With the left hand, get it all nice and soapy, and the right grab the scooper to do the second pour. As you are pouring the scooper scrub with the soap glove everywhere you would with toilet paper. This will make sure you get everything nice a clean.
Now I know what you’re thinking; gross! But really stop and think about it… How many times have you used toilet paper and missed, getting your fingers all smelly? Come on, I know it has happened to me a lot so it has to be a somewhat common occurrence in the general population of toilet paper users. Ok, now that you have admitted it to yourself, what do you do after that? Wash your hands. Yes, and then all is squeaky clean and smells good. So why wouldn’t you want to do the same for your butt after pooping instead of waiting for your daily shower?
So you have just used your soap glove and washed with the scooper. Now you’re a little damp and the seat a little wet but that’s okay because you’re clean! Just stand up and drip dry for a second or so, pull up your pants and wash your hands. Good? So now you know how to use the scooper on the toilet and in the shower. This is valuable information if you suddenly have to go and have no toilet paper, which seems to happen all too often here. As you gain experience you can move on to the more advanced techniques of scooping which use even less water and get you in and out even quicker.





